Greetings from the suburbs... There are benefits to staying out here after all, it seems. The proximity the the Taco Bell is definitely the most significant perk... however the quiet time, and seriously better internet access are also great. I am at my folks house for the week, doing whatever menial tasks they can come up with for me, therefore, why not stay out here all week and eat their food and drink their beer??? I cant really think of a reason not to! I mean like any twenty something who lives in the city... I can only take so much of this suburban excitement before i want to tear my hair out, or someone else's. But when Mom says to me "hey, why don't we go to Taco Bell." I am not about to say no! So we trekked out to the booming metropolis of Powhatan, VA, which happens to house the nearest T.B. and I proceeded to order 2 box meals and a chicken soft taco.... Now in a completely lethargic state, I find myself unable to sleep!! So naturally I am sitting here, drinking the Miler Lite I convinced my mom to buy me earlier in the day, aimlessly browsing the web, and looking at the stupid ass pictures i took with my phone.
Has anyone seen these really big juice-box wine situations called Bandit Wine? I think I need to try it, as it is clearly made just for me and my crew! Super portable, perfect for a day on the river, and full size, so more bang for the buck!! I need to know if they are good at all, not that anyone else's opinion will stop me from buying them.
As a matter of fact, I think I will pick some up for the upcoming bonfire I will be attending. Just to see!! What a way to celebrate my return to the city!!
Don't forget to read your Taco Bell Border Sauce packets next time you go... you may get some sound advice, or a stalker-ish message from it.
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