Im not supposed to be here right now

I am supposed to be in Iceland, celebrating my birthday, which was yesterday.... HAPPY 25TH TO ME!! So why am I in East Brunswick, NJ? In Starbucks, trying to fight 500 other people for a table and some wifi bandwidth? UGH!! Oh well, its all good. Im just gonna make it work, I am moving to a house on the 15th of May in Byrd Park, with a guy who seems pretty cool. We will see! Also YES IM NOT CALLING YOU RIGHT NOW!!! Im a bit put off!!!